The taxi tank

the_taxi_tank often reffered to as AK (iiiAK470iii) and just taxi is a fairly old player on the server. the_taxi_tank is mostly known for the War of Gallifrey, but has taken place in a lot of events, particularly in the Academy Bloodbath.

It is speculated that the_taxi_tank has backdoored the server at some point, but whether this is true or not still remains a mystery. Regardless of the truth behind the last statement no abuse was seen from taxi's part on the server.

the_taxi_tank has created a large part of the 8b8t 32k combat meta. They are the first person ever seen on the server using speed potions, cake and cobwebs between others in combat, and also was the person that requested a 32k bow and a shield from team infinite. Here are the uses of the items.

- Cake is used to regain food points almost instantly, even in lag conditions. - Speed potions partially cancel the anticheat's ressistance to speed modifiers. - The unbreaking shield (while only partially useful) is used as a way to defend from 32k sword blows. It can be compared to an infinite totem of undying. - 32k bows (obviously) are an instant hit and can be spammed.

He's also an autistic fuck that helped 8b8t shut down. Fuck him ite?